February 2010
January 2010
“If you have seasonal allergies, Mxyzptlkacine may be right for you. Side effects...”
– TVTropes
10-25k hertz monitors.
F-R-E-Q you are my one true love.
“God = Schroedinger’s cat, and right now I don’t feel like opening...”
– John Dickendasher
My knife?
It’s bigger.
OOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Payphone in North Carolina.
Writing love letters on telephone book liner.
“The modern gun or firearm is a tool designed specifically for reverse extending...”
– Uncyclopedia
“Virginia’s sole source of GNP is from speeding tickets. This is easy since...”
– Uncyclopedia
Today
The Virginia Weather of my Heart’s Discontent.
(new song idea)
“So, here they are: the most incisive, most poignant assertions made by the site...”
– Penny Arcade
