December 2009
“You’ll see things you wouldn’t believe — and I don’t...”
– Kingdom of Loathing - With help from Blade Runner
youmaybeoffended:
ericabanten:
wendy-clear:
...
Have you considered not being such a bitch nigga?
You work up a LUNGING THRUST SMACK.
The Universe takes 199 (+30) (+15) (+15) damage.
It staggers and is changed in unforseen ways.
You hope the wonder years are still playing a concert in February. You rush to the internet to check, and while you do that a crack appears on the ground, knocking you headlong and dealing 78 (+45) damage. You damn the empty skies!
hannah part three
mcrduhhhx3: i don't kow what to dodododod.c xl
sdfjkrdfrefkdg.
mcrduhhhx3: I'M SAFE!
sodliveatbudokan: woo
sodliveatbudokan: I'm sure you were in great danger
mcrduhhhx3: oh shush. i really was.
Story of my life on the phone with hannah part 2
mcrduhhhx3: IT'S SO SCARY AND GORSS. OH.YGOS. OGOMGOMG. I'M TRAAAAAPPPPED. AAAHAHAHA. DDDDDDD''''''''':::::::
story of my life, on the phone with hannah
mcrduhhhx3: KDFOJFKDF. OH .FOIDFG. MY. GOD. ODFKJFGO HMYGOD. DEATH SPIDER CRICKET. ON THE LAUNDRY ROO DOOR. I DIDN'T SE E EARLIER. OH MGOSD.
She wanted nothing, and I delivered.
Attn:
“YOU ARE ALL OBVIOUSLY SO WRONG, SARAH PLAIN KNOWS SHIT ABOUT FUCK, OBVSIOULY HER KIDS KEEP GETTING PREGNANT SO THEY KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK TOO ANYONE WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW TO FUCK CANT MAKE KIDS SO OBVSIOULY SHE DOES”
- the internet
memphis will be laid to waste.
and we painted crooked lies but we danced in perfect time to a love so much refined
“Dude, we’re going to DIE. This is laced WITH DEATH.”
– dominic zanotti
